Warm water? Check. Shaving cream? Double check. Razor? You bet. A playlist of nostalgic 90s hip-hop? Absolutely.
Armed with my essentials, I confidently make my way down the hallway with purpose. I’m about to transform my legs into something smoother than a film star at a red carpet event.
My partner shoots me a curious look from afar, trying to decipher my motives. I wink and secure the bathroom door. This is happening.
I’m shaving my legs, and it could signify a multitude of things.
1. I’m Aware of My Neglect
For a couple of weeks, I’ve noticed my legs have been resembling a shaggy fur coat. However, it wasn’t until I stepped outside on this beautiful, breezy day that the reality hit me. That gentle breeze that felt so nice was also showcasing my half-inch-long leg hair as if it were in a commercial for a hair care brand.
2. Honestly, I’m Unbothered
Let’s be frank: the state of my Chewbacca-like legs hasn’t bothered me until now. I’ve tried to care, truly. But the real reason behind my leg-shaving ritual is to find a legitimate excuse to lock the bathroom door, sip on the last of the cabernet, and jam out to my favorite 90s tunes. Only the universe can judge my choices.
3. Feeling Flirty
I’m not saying I’m at peak desire levels, but if you had a 10% chance of romance in the coming days, I’d wager that has jumped to around 40%. How did I come to that conclusion? Just some basic flirtation statistics; come on, we all learned this in high school math!
4. Revisiting My Favorite Pants
My beloved leggings are starting to show signs of wear. I’d rather not showcase my untamed leg hair if I can avoid it, especially when I want to wear those leggings. Let’s be honest, my leg hair has grown so long it barely stands out. The only thing it’s poking out of are the tops of my socks.
5. Chasing a Good Night’s Sleep
Everything I do in this somewhat chaotic life revolves around one goal: achieving the ultimate sleep experience. I saved for ages to buy that comforter. I even traded my husband’s golf clubs for a plush rug at a Walmart parking lot. After researching for weeks, I found the perfect pillow for my nightly slumber.
And you can bet that the only reason I’m shaving my legs today is to revel in how they feel against my ridiculously luxurious organic bamboo cotton sheets. What are organic bamboo cotton sheets? Who knows! All I know is they feel like heaven on my legs while I indulge in a decadent dessert that would make even the Kardashians jealous.
In any case, I’m shaving my legs. The meaning could vary widely.
This article was initially published on Feb. 2, 2016.
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Summary:
Shaving my legs can mean various things from being aware of my grooming habits to simply enjoying a moment of self-care. Whether it’s about feeling flirty, avoiding unkempt leg hair while wearing leggings, or indulging in a plush sleep experience, each act is a small rebellion against the chaos of daily life.