Will Ferrell is known for delivering some of the most memorable lines in film history with classics like Old School, Elf, Anchorman, Blades of Glory, and our personal favorite, Step Brothers. It’s hard to believe it’s been over a decade since we first heard iconic quotes like, “Did we just become best friends?” While we still hold out hope for a sequel, it seems unlikely that we’ll see another round of laughs from Ferrell and John C. Reilly as Brennan Huff and Dale Doback anytime soon. The pandemic has certainly slowed down the film industry, leaving fans eagerly waiting. In the meantime, we’ve gathered a collection of the best quotes from the 2008 cult classic. Enjoy, but try not to laugh so hard you tumble off your dinosaur! And when you’re done here, take a look at our other fun quotes from shows like Schitt’s Creek, The Office, Parks and Rec, Seinfeld, and Bridesmaids.
Quotes by Dale
- “This might sound bizarre, but for a moment, I think you turned into a unicorn.”
- “Once, I took down a giraffe using just my hands.”
- “Brennan, that voice of yours is angelic. I can’t even look at you right now. It’s a blend of Fergie and Jesus.”
- “I’m so unhappy. I had to wake up at 10 AM today.”
- “Dad, what are you doing? It’s Shark Week!”
- “That’s hilarious; the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
- “You should have never let us build bunk beds! What a horrible idea! There’s blood everywhere! Dad, Nancy, it’s bad. So much blood! Why’d you let us do this?”
- “You and your mom are rednecks. This is a house of educated professionals.”
- “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You have to choose one to sleep with, marry, or kill. Go!”
- “Dad, I’m doing this out of love. Screw you.”
- “Grab your stuff; we’re heading to my room.”
- “I know you’re technically married now, but that doesn’t mean they have to live here.”
- “Dad, we’re men, alright? That means we do things like leaving the door open while we use the bathroom, talking about women, going on gambling trips, and making our own beef jerky. And now that’s all ruined.”
Quotes by Brennan
- “Last week, I put correction fluid on a bee… and it died.”
- “When you fall asleep, I’m going to punch you directly in the face.”
- “My mom is being eaten by a dog, and I can’t do anything about it!”
- “Maybe one day we can be friends. Friends who ride magnificent, shimmering steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the Bridge of Hemdale.”
- “I’m known as the songbird of my generation.”
- “Keep your liver-spotted hands off my gorgeous mother! She’s a saint!”
- “I’m not calling him dad, not even if there’s a fire.”
- “I still dislike you, but your collection of adult magazines isn’t bad.”
- “What poem is that? Is that James Joyce?”
- “I’m going to fill a pillowcase full of soap bars and beat you up!”
- “Robert better not come at me because I’ll take him down!”
Other Hilarious Step Brothers Quotes
- Dale: “Can we turn our beds into bunk beds?”
Brennan: “It’ll give us so much extra room for activities!” - Dale: “I’m Dale, but you must call me Dragon.”
Brennan: “You have to call me Nighthawk.” - Brennan: “Wanna do karate in the garage?”
Dale: “Absolutely.” - “Today I witnessed my own son using a bicycle as a weapon.” — Nancy
- “When I was a kid, I wanted to be a T-Rex more than anything. I’d make my arms short and roam the backyard, chasing cats, growling, and roaring. Everyone knew me and was terrified. One day, my dad said, ‘Bobby, you’re 17; it’s time to grow up,’ but really he said, ‘Stop being a dinosaur and get a job.’”
- Dr. Doback: “Is this your purse in the freezer?”
Nancy: “Yes… it’s Brennan… he sleepwalks.”
Dr. Doback: “Seriously? Dale sleepwalks too. Check the oven.”
Nancy: (checks oven) “Couch pillows.” - Brennan: “Well, Pan…”
Pam: “No, it’s Pam.”
Brennan: “Are you saying Pan or Pam?”
Pam: “My name is Pam.”
Brennan: “Pand, there’s a D at the end.”
Pam: “No D.” - Manager: (after Dale releases a prolonged fart) “Was that a fart?”
Dale: “I don’t know.”
Manager: “I can taste it. On my tongue.”
Dale: “Alright, I’ll be honest. I did fart.”
Manager: “Is that onion? It stinks, and this is a small room.” - Dale: “Brennan, you’re alive! Oh, my God!”
Brennan: “I know. I’m alive.”
Dale: “You were dead. I saw you die.”
Brennan: “I was pretending. I focused my ninja skills to slow my heart rate.” - “I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.” — Alice
- Nancy: “Guys, guys, guys!”
(Both wake up and quote their dreams)
Brennan: “I’ll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.”
Dale: “The clown has no penis.”
Nancy: “What kind of dreams are you having?” - “Yeah, I got them from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s. It’s like a time machine for masturbating.” — Dale
- Brennan: “Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
Derek: “What?”
Brennan: “If you lick my butthole.” - “Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to hit on me. I’m looking great, with a luscious ‘V’ of hair leading to my ball fro. She takes one look and says, ‘Oh my God, I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf,’ and she grabs me down there.” — Dale
- Nancy: “You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.”
Brennan: “It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. They were blazing that stuff up daily.” - “Okay, on the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it; just do it. One, two, three.” — Dale
Quotes About the Drum Set
- Dale: “Why are you so sweaty?”
Brennan: “I was watching Cops.” - Dale: “Did you rub your balls on my drums?”
Brennan: “No, I was watching Cops.”
Dale: “I know for a fact that doesn’t come on until four.” - Brennan: “I teabagged your drum set!”
- Brennan: “Look, I didn’t touch your drum set, alright?”
Dale: “I saw with my own eyes your testicles touching my drum set.” - “I’m warning you: If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.” — Dale
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Summary: This collection features over 43 hilarious quotes from the iconic film Step Brothers, showcasing the absurdity and humor of the characters Brennan and Dale. Despite the time that has passed since its release, the quotes remain timeless and continue to resonate with fans. As we await a potential sequel, these lines serve as a perfect reminder of the comedic genius of Will Ferrell.