Once upon a time, I could effortlessly grab my petite purse, skip out of the house, and jump into my car without a second thought. My vehicle was merely a tool for getting from point A to point B—whether it was for a spa day or a night out with friends. Fast forward to today, and let’s just say things have shifted… and the odors are less than pleasant.
Here are 33 musings that cross my mind while I’m behind the wheel:
- What on earth is that odor?
- I really need to remember to open the windows at night to air this out.
- When will this child finally learn to buckle his seatbelt?
- I should start keeping full-size trash bags in here.
- Why are my cup holders always overflowing?
- I could definitely use more cup holders.
- Is it possible to purchase additional cup holders for my car? Maybe stroller cup holders could work?
- No, we absolutely cannot listen to Disney Radio again.
- Why is it impossible to find a pen when I need one?
- Do you think the bank would take a check written in crayon?
- I should toss out yesterday’s Chick-Fil-A wrappers before we go through the drive-thru again.
- Maybe that strange smell is a forgotten chicken nugget lurking under a seat.
- Why is my steering wheel so sticky?
- Every establishment should offer a drive-through option. I’d drive across town for a dry cleaner with one. If I opened a business, it would definitely have a drive-through.
- Ugh, that counting app is driving me crazy.
- I wonder when the baby will actually wear his headphones…
- Listen to him count! He’s sooooo clever!
- The Chick-Fil-A drive-thru worker just called me by name. At least she knows I need extra Polynesian sauce.
- I might just throw that iPad out the window if he doesn’t switch apps soon!
- I wonder if I can make it all the way home before he yells for more chicken nuggets.
- breaks chicken nuggets into tiny pieces and hands them back
- Wait, does he have stickers?
- No! No stickers on my windows!
- Do we even own Goo Gone?
- Oh, look at that dad in the minivan, rocking the kid wagon. I’m so envious of his DVD player.
- So many red lights and so little time before nap time.
- My next car should definitely have Wi-Fi to stream anything other than that counting app.
- Is this chicken nugget-laden salad truly healthy, or should I just order the #1 combo?
- Oh no, don’t even think about dozing off in this car!
- singing loudly to keep him awake
- Almost home, almost home, almost home!
- Please transfer, please transfer, please transfer.
- Seriously, what is that smell?!
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In summary, motherhood transforms every car ride into a whirlwind of thoughts and reflections, reminding us of the chaos and humor in our daily lives.