Can he be any funnier? by Team Home Insemination Kit
It’s been almost 20 years since Friends aired its final episode, and fans are still feeling the void left by the gang’s farewell from their ridiculously overpriced New York City apartment. While much has changed since then, one thing remains the same: the love for Monica, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe, and especially Chandler Bing. With the occasional whispers about a reboot and some nostalgic Instagram posts, we’re left reliving the moments that made us laugh until we cried.
Among the unforgettable characters, Matthew Perry’s Chandler stands out for his unique blend of humor and heart. With a job that baffled many and a perfect one-liner for every occasion, “Chanandler Bong” was the friend who would help you up after a fall but would also crack jokes about it for the rest of the day. Following Perry’s passing in 2023, fans have come to cherish his portrayal of this witty and endearing character even more. So here’s a tribute with some of the best Chandler Bing quotes to brighten your day.
- “I manage to say more ridiculous stuff before 9 a.m. than most people do all day.”
- Chandler: “I reached her voicemail.”
Joey: “Her voicemail?”
Chandler: “No, oddly enough, her leaf blower picked up.” - (Talking to a door) “I’m hilarious, right? What do you know? You’re just a door; you only enjoy knock-knock jokes.”
- Ross: “I tried that tanning salon your wife recommended.”
Chandler: “Was that place called the sun?” - “You have to stop using a Q-tip when you feel resistance!”
- Janice: “What a small world.”
Chandler: “And yet I never bump into Beyonce.” - “So it looks like this internet thing is sticking around.”
- Joey: “Oh, my bad, did I hurt you?”
Chandler: “No, you didn’t hurt me. It’s an electric drill; if you hurt me, you’d kill me!” - “Hi, I’m Chandler, and I crack jokes when I’m anxious.”
- “I’m not the best at giving advice. Would you prefer a sarcastic comment?”
- “If I were a guy… did I just say ‘if I were a guy?’”
- “I’m a gym member. I aim to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.”
- “Until I was 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’”
- “Could we be any more white trash?”
- “I tend to keep talking until someone tells me to stop.”
- “What must it feel like to not be paralyzed by fear and self-loathing?”
- “Cheese: It’s milk you can chew.”
- “When I meet someone new, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a lot of sweating.”
- “It’s always easier to lie than to have an awkward conversation.”
- Ross: “No, Homo habilis was upright. Australopithecus was never fully upright.”
Chandler: “Well, maybe he was just nervous.” - “Okay, I took the quiz, and it turns out I prioritize my career over men.”
- “I’m glad we’re doing a rehearsal dinner; I hardly ever practice my meals before I eat.”
- Monica: “Alright, I’ve got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.”
Chandler: “How do you find clothes that fit?” - (As Ross directs them getting a sofa upstairs) “PIVOT. PIVOT. PIVOT.”
Chandler: “SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.” - “Why yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the portal to the magical land of Narnia.”
- “Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish.”
- “We bottle up our feelings, even if it means being unhappy forever. Sound good?”
- “So, she liked what she saw? She was into my charm, huh? Checking out the Chan Chan Man!”
- “I’m hopeless, awkward, and desperately seeking love!”
- “Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil purposes?”
- “Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow, tin chest.”
- “Oh, I know. This must be so tough. ‘Oh no! Two beautiful women are in love with me. My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!’”
With Chandler’s unforgettable wit, it’s hard not to smile as we reminisce about the joy he brought to the show. If you’re looking for more engaging content, check out our post on home insemination for some interesting insights. You might also want to visit this resource on pregnancy to find valuable information. For funding options related to insemination, here’s a great resource that can help you navigate your choices.
In summary, Chandler Bing’s humor has left an indelible mark on pop culture. His quick wit and relatable awkwardness continue to resonate, proving that laughter truly is timeless.