Since becoming a mother, I’ve found myself developing a series of quirks that my pre-baby self would have found baffling. I’ve explored various coping mechanisms—self-hypnosis, journaling, and the occasional indulgence in chocolate—but nothing seems to curb my peculiar motherly habits, which include:
- Engaging in discussions about my child’s bodily fluids with anyone who will listen, including the friendly cashier at the grocery store.
- Using exaggerated cartoon voices long after my child has outgrown their developmental benefits.
- Making silly faces and noises to coax a smile for a photo, no matter how ridiculous I look.
- Snatching up colorful plastic toys that are on sale, because why not?
- Frequenting the Dollar Store (see #4 for context).
- T.M.S.S. (Too Much Stuff Schlepping) – I’ll pack everything for an outing: diapers, wipes, extra clothes, books, toys, snacks, and more. By the time I’m done, I might as well bring the entire kitchen sink!
- Watching certain reality shows that somehow reassure me about my parenting skills.
- Enjoying a glass (or two) of wine while catching up on Bravo.
- Drinking copious amounts of coffee—seriously, it’s a necessity.
- Stealthily smelling the top of my child’s head when they aren’t looking—it’s a habit I can’t shake.
- Hunting for hidden innuendos in Disney movies, whether or not my child is present.
- Embracing online shopping, because navigating stores with kids is a challenge I’d rather avoid.
- Getting sucked into tie-dyeing and other crafts that captivate my little ones for mere moments.
- Diving into mom blogs to find relatable content.
- Engaging with negative comments on those blogs and sharing a laugh with my fellow moms.
- Extracting juicy details from my single friends about their dating escapades, while secretly relieved I’m not in that whirlwind anymore.
- Reiterating discussions about bodily fluids (because it absolutely deserves a second mention).
- Getting lost in the sea of ideas on Pinterest.
- Comparing my parenting journey to others’, whether I feel superior or inferior.
- Absently wiping something off my child’s face with my own saliva before realizing what I’ve done (yep, that was not chocolate).
- Making frequent trips to Target—it’s practically a second home.
- Planning birthday parties that begin as simple gatherings and snowball into extravagant events complete with bouncy houses and bubble guns. “Who brought the bubble guns?”
- Oversleeping? Just kidding—who has time for that?
- Sharing my birth story with expecting women, often to their bewilderment.
- Swaying side to side, instinctively mimicking the “putting baby to sleep” motion.
- Relying on WebMD for all my medical queries, because why not?
- Cleaning my child’s face with my own spit, even when baby wipes are just within reach (as noted in #20).
- Sneaking dessert in the bathroom to avoid sharing with anyone.
- Adding “-ie” to the end of almost every word. “Baby want some egg-ies?” “Can mommy have a hug-ie?”
- Indulging in macaroni and cheese, quesadillas, and grilled cheese—my waistline is definitely regretting those choices.
- Concluding articles with sentimental reflections on motherhood.
Despite these odd habits, they’re beautifully balanced by my deep love for seeing my child’s smile, sharing genuine laughter, and comforting him through tears. The joys of motherhood outweigh the quirks.
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Summary:
Mothers often develop unique habits that may seem strange to others, ranging from discussing bodily fluids to indulging in reality TV and online shopping. These quirks reflect the challenges and joys of motherhood, all while balancing the love and laughter shared with their children.