As “South Park” approaches its 23rd anniversary, it continues to reign as one of the most quotable adult animated series. Known for its irreverent humor and edgy satire, the show’s young characters are definitely not your average kids. Here’s a collection of our top memorable quotes that highlight the unique charm of this iconic show. Enjoy these laugh-out-loud moments from the likes of Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, mmkay?
Memorable Quotes
“I’m a cop, and you’ll respect my authoritah!” – Eric
Stan: “Oh no, they’ve done it again! They killed Kenny!”
Kyle: “You bastards!”
“Don’t you dare call me an Eric!” – Stan
“Lying makes you sterile, Stan.” – Mr. Thompson
“I’m not overweight; I’m just festively plump.” – Eric
“Drugs are bad, mmkay?” – Mr. Mackey
“All animals kill, and the ones that don’t are just stupid, like cows and turtles.” – Kyle
“As you grow older, boobs will become a big deal, but they shouldn’t interfere with friendships. There are plenty of boobs, but friends are forever.” – Randy
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!” – Eric
“Everything’s legal in Mexico. That’s how we roll in America!” – Jimbo
“When a girl says ‘we need to talk,’ just start punching yourself in the balls, man.” – Eric
“Operation Human Shield, my rear end.” – Chef
Kyle: “You’re late, Eric.”
Eric: “I had to bike here; my behind is killing me.”
Kyle: “Your behind?”
Eric: “I have to say ‘behind’ because I get zapped if I say ‘ass.’”
“Hippies are everywhere. They want to save the planet, but all they do is smoke weed and smell terrible.” – Eric
“Well, I’m sorry, Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die!” – Mr. Thompson
“Eric doesn’t know the difference between a rainforest and a Pop-Tart.” – Stan
“Kenny’s family is so broke that they had to take out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.” – Eric
“Parents only get offended by TV because they use it as a babysitter and their kids’ main educator.” – Kyle
*Muffled* “F***!” – Kenny
“If you want to find good friends, you’ve got to sift through a lot of dicks first.” – Eric
“Honestly, if parents spent less time worrying about what their children watch on TV and more time engaging with their lives, the world would be a better place.” – Stan
“We need to cut unnecessary spending! Instead of cable, let’s watch clouds! Instead of buying clothes, wear bed sheets! Cut back to just the essentials: water, bread, and margaritas!” – Randy
Wendy: “Dude, dolphins are smart and friendly.”
Eric: “Smart and friendly on rye bread, with mayonnaise.”
“Don’t do drugs, kids. There’s a time and place for everything — it’s called college.” – Chef
“People from Jersey just hump and punch each other.” – Stan
“Don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight bucks.” – Eric
Eric: “You seem a bit cranky, Kyle. Got sand in your vagina?”
Kyle: “There’s no sand in my vagina!”
“Well, I peeked in my mom’s closet and found out what I’m getting for Christmas: an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.” – Eric
“No, that’s incorrect, Eric. But don’t sweat it. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.” – Mr. Thompson
“I haven’t taken the time to feel secure in myself.” – Satan
Stan: “Oh no, they killed Kenny!”
(silence)
Kyle: “What? I’m not talking to you!”
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In summary, “South Park” continues to delight fans with its sharp wit and memorable quotes, making it a staple in the world of adult animation. The iconic lines from characters like Eric and Stan not only bring humor but also provoke thought about various social issues.