‘The IT Crowd’ was a defining British comedy series that made waves in the mid-2000s. Debuting in 2006, it followed the misadventures of a quirky IT department consisting of three distinct characters. Viewers adored the socially awkward yet brilliant Moss, whose unique delivery made for some laugh-out-loud moments. Chris O’Dowd, known from other hits, played Roy, the laid-back colleague with a knack for delivering sarcastic humor. Jen rounded out the trio, providing a dose of common sense amidst the chaos.
In homage to this classic show, we’ve gathered some of the funniest quotes that exemplify the team’s brilliant dynamics. Whether you’re revisiting the series or discovering it for the first time, these lines are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Moss
“I came here to drink milk and kick butt… and I’m all out of milk.”
“Prepare to slather mustard on those words, for you’ll soon be eating them with a slice of humble pie, fresh from the oven of embarrassment, set to gas mark ‘egg on your face.’”
Moss: “You took it?”
Roy: “Yeah.”
Moss: “But that’s theft!”
“I embrace my weirdness. It’s my only asset, along with my impeccable style.”
Bomb Disposal: “I’m having a few issues with the robot.”
Moss: “What operating system is it running?”
Bomb Disposal: “Uh…Vista.”
Moss: “We’re doomed!”
“Dear Sir or Madam, I write to inform you of a fire at… no, too formal. Dear Sir or Madam. Fire…exclamation! Fire…exclamation! Help…exclamation! 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to your response. Best, Maurice Moss.”
“I can see why she’s divorced; she’s quite divorceable. You meet her and just want to take her to court.”
Roy: (Singing) “We don’t need no education.”
Moss: “Actually, you do. That’s a double negative.”
“I find music confusing and irritating.”
“What the flip are you staring at? You think this is amusing? You think this is some kind of flipping joke? Flippers think everything’s a flipping joke.”
Roy
“People. What a bunch of jerks.”
“Didn’t know what a stress machine was this morning, and now we own two.”
Jen: “You dislike balloons?”
Roy: “Don’t get me started on balloons. They pop unexpectedly and that frightens me.”
“Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and back on?”
“My backside is not a canvas.”
(On Jen’s virus-ridden laptop) “If this were a person, I’d shoot it in the face.”
“Hey! What’s Jen doing on the Internet?”
(During a funeral) Jen: “Just say, ‘sorry for your loss’ and move along.”
Roy: “Sorry for your loss. Move along.”
“Oh…morning. My word. When did the English start drinking like that? You folks drink like you don’t want to live.”
“The last time I exercised was… never.”
Roy: “How hard is it to remember 911?”
Moss: “You mean 999.”
Jen: “You shouldn’t have agreed to look after it.”
Roy: “Thanks, Jen, that’s really useful. I’ll remember that advice for the future, last week.”
Jen
“Ich bin ein nerd.”
Jen: “They don’t want me at those meetings.”
Roy: “I thought you disliked those meetings.”
Jen: “I hated them until I figured out they didn’t want me there, and now I love them!”
“The wise ones of the Internet know who I am?”
Roy: “I’m not feeling it tonight.”
Jen: “Then fake it, darling.”
Jen: “You brush your teeth in the bath?”
Roy: “Yeah, what of it?”
Jen: “That’s where your… you know.”
“Emails. Sending them, receiving them, deleting them… I could go on.”
“If you type ‘Google’ into Google, you can break the internet.”
Jen: “Aunt Irma is visiting.”
Moss: “You don’t like Aunt Irma? I have an aunt like that.”
Jen: “It’s my term for my time of the month.”
Moss: “What time of the month? The weekend? Does Aunt Irma visit on weekends?”
Jen: “No… it’s high tide.”
Moss: “We’re not near the coast.”
Jen: “I’m closed for maintenance… I’ve succumbed to the communists!”
Moss: “Well, they do make some compelling arguments.”
For more nostalgic laughs, be sure to check out this other post about home insemination tips at Home Insemination Kit. If you’re looking for expert information, visit Intracervical Insemination, which offers reliable insights on the topic. Additionally, for comprehensive resources about pregnancy and home insemination, MedlinePlus is an excellent destination.
In summary, ‘The IT Crowd’ remains a beloved comedic gem, filled with witty one-liners and unforgettable moments that resonate with fans old and new.