As ‘South Park’ approaches its 23rd anniversary, it’s hard to ignore the rich tapestry of humor that has made it a staple in adult animation. Known for pushing boundaries with its edgy jokes and dark comedy, the show presents a cast of young characters that are anything but innocent. Here’s a collection of our most cherished quotes that give you a taste of the wild antics from the town’s finest troublemakers. Get ready to chuckle at these iconic lines from the likes of Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Mmkay?
“I’m a police officer, and you will respect my authoritah!” – Eric
Stan: “Oh my gosh, they eliminated Kenny!”
Kyle: “You jerks!”
“Don’t even think of calling me a Eric!” – Stan
“Don’t fib, Stan. Lying makes you barren.” – Mr. Thompson
“I’m not overweight, I’m pleasantly plump.” – Eric
“Drugs are harmful, mmkay?” – Mr. Jenkins
“All creatures kill, and the ones that don’t are just dumb, like cows and turtles.” – Kyle
“As you grow older, breasts will become a significant part of your existence. But don’t let them interfere with your pals. There’s an abundance of breasts out there, but they’re just breasts. Your friends are eternal.” – Randy
“Forget you guys, I’m heading home!” – Eric
“Everything’s permitted in Mexico. It’s the American way!” – Jim
“When a girl says ‘we need to chat,’ you might as well start hitting yourself in the groin, dude.” – Eric
“Human Shield operation my butt.” – Chef
Kyle: “You’re tardy, Eric.” Eric: “I had to cycle here, my behind is killing me.” Kyle: “Your behind?” Eric: “I have to say behind because I get zapped if I say ‘butt.’”
“Hippies are everywhere. They want to save the planet, but all they do is smoke weed and smell awful.” – Eric
“Well, I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that cycles through its period for five days and doesn’t die!” – Mr. Thompson
“Eric doesn’t know the difference between a rainforest and a Pop-Tart.” – Stan
“Kenny’s family is so low on funds that yesterday, they had to take a second loan on their cardboard box.” – Eric
“I think parents get so offended by TV because they rely on it as a babysitter and the primary educator of their kids.” – Kyle
*Muffled* “CENSORED!” – Kenny
“If you want to find good friends, you have to sift through all the dicks first.” – Eric
“Honestly, if parents spent less time worrying about what their kids see on TV and more time focusing on their lives, this world would be a better place.” – Stan
“We must curb unnecessary spending! Instead of paying for cable, let’s watch clouds! Instead of buying outfits, wear bed sheets! Limit spending to only the essentials: water, bread, and margaritas!” – Randy
Wendy: “Dude, dolphins are smart and nice.”
Eric: “Smart and nice on rye bread, with a touch of mayonnaise.”
“Kids, don’t do drugs. There’s a right time and a place for everything. It’s called college.” – Chef
“All folks from Jersey do is bump and punch each other.” – Stan
“Don’t you realize the first law of physics? Anything entertaining costs at least eight bucks.” – Eric
Eric: “You seem a bit cranky, Kyle. Got sand in your vagina?”
Kyle: “There’s no sand in my vagina!”
“Well, I peeked in my mom’s closet and saw what I’m getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.” – Eric
“No, that’s incorrect, Eric. But don’t fret. There are no dumb answers, just dumb individuals.” – Mr. Thompson
“I haven’t taken the time to be okay with myself.” – Satan
Stan: “Oh my gosh, they eliminated Kenny!” (silence) Kyle: “…What? I’m not talking to you!”
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In summary, ‘South Park’ continues to deliver hilarity through its outrageous quotes and unforgettable characters. This collection captures the essence of the show’s humor, offering a nostalgic reminder of why it remains a beloved classic.