- Stripping down at the playground.
- Smacking an infant with a toy hammer.
- Attempting to ride our family dog.
- Making laser sounds while pointing his genitals at passersby.
- Deliberately urinating on friends.
- Tugging on hair.
- Yanking a woman’s shirt down and shouting, “I WANT BOOB!”
- Defecating in the yard.
- Consistent vandalism of property.
- Swinging sticks at unfamiliar kids.
- Threatening friends and family with “I’ll kill you!”
- Whacking the dog with a toy sword.
- Relieving himself on the floor at Target.
- Devouring a whole box of cookies while shopping at Publix.
- Disrobing in the aisles of Target.
- Dropping his pants on school property.
- Stripping in church.
- Just removing his pants anywhere.
- Ignoring “do not enter” signs and barriers at museums.
- Touching artwork in galleries.
- Trying to urinate on art pieces at museums.
- Sneaking under ropes at TSA checkpoints.
- Taking off his pants at TSA checkpoints.
- Hitting his sibling with sticks and metal objects.
- Throwing rocks at other children.
- Stripping down at state parks.
- Completely disregarding social norms about soaking fully clothed strangers with hoses.
- Attempting to climb onto fire trucks.
- Exposing himself to small children while shouting, “I HAVE PENIS!”
As challenging as these behaviors can be, they remind us of the wild creativity and uninhibited nature of childhood. If you’re navigating the complexities of parenting, exploring options like home insemination can be invaluable. Check out our post on the artificial insemination kit for more insights. For those interested in prenatal screening, visit Understanding the Nifty Test for authoritative information. Also, Resolve.org offers an excellent resource for family-building options.
In summary, parenting a toddler is filled with unexpected moments that can often feel absurd. These antics, while often exasperating, are a part of their growth and exploration.