If you’ve ever found yourself exclaiming, “Oh no, I sound just like my mom!” you’re not alone. It’s a common realization that our mothers were right about so many things. Just the other day, I caught myself echoing my mother’s voice as I told my son, “You don’t have to shower for an eternity! No one needs to be that clean!”
My mom had a knack for predicting the lifespan of my relationships long before I met my husband. She seemed to know my fleeting interests in sports, hobbies, and trends better than I did. As I grew older, her advice on taxes, marriage licenses, and even childbirth methods like Lamaze often met my eye rolls and sighs. But now, years into motherhood, I see that she was indeed wise about countless things. I can’t help but feel regret for all the times I dismissed her insights.
Here’s a list of 25 lessons my mother was undeniably correct about:
- Every woman should own a well-fitted bra.
- A great lipstick can imbue a sense of power—think Tina Fey level.
- Marriage isn’t just a romantic notion; it’s more akin to a retirement account that demands dedication and effort.
- Some relationships are just for fun; others are meant for marriage. Recognizing the distinction is crucial.
- If something looks like it belongs in a science fair blue ribbon display, toss it from your fridge.
- Change your underwear daily. Seriously.
- Money doesn’t grow on trees, but with wise investments, it can grow steadily.
- Moderation is key—especially when it comes to indulgences like alcohol and intimacy.
- Consider the permanence of tattoos; what looks cute now might not hold the same appeal at 85.
- Avoid badmouthing friends, acquaintances, or rivals—they always come back to haunt you.
- Think twice before posting anything online that could affect your future career.
- You won’t perish without a pony; however, you absolutely need air, water, and food. Understand the difference between needs and wants.
- A true friend can forgive you for being a jerk sometimes and move forward.
- Never mix business with pleasure.
- Constant dieting isn’t necessary—enjoy life and treat yourself to that slice of cake occasionally.
- Size isn’t everything—unless we’re discussing something else. What were we talking about again?
- No amount of makeup or hair dye can halt the aging process. Embrace the quirks that come with getting older.
- Master the art of stain removal to save money on dry cleaning and keep your clothes pristine.
- Your child may act like a brat at times, but remember, you might too.
- Invest in your footwear! Cheap shoes can be a false economy.
- Your vagina is not a trinket. Period.
- No vehicle is worth its price tag; they lose value the moment you drive them off the lot, so prioritize reliability over flashiness.
- Some things are lifelong—take herpes as a prime example.
- Sometimes, silence is the best response. Be the person who listens genuinely without needing to interject.
- Never go to bed angry; it leads to wrinkles.
Moms are remarkable. They nurture, love, and arm us with the knowledge we need to navigate life. So, the next time you find your mother’s words tumbling out of your mouth, take a moment to appreciate the wisdom she has imparted.
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In summary, the wisdom shared by mothers is invaluable, and many of us discover this truth only after experiencing the journey of parenthood ourselves.