22 Practical Renovation Tips for Parents

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In our neighborhood, the rise in popularity and property values has piqued my interest in renovating our home. My spouse, a skilled carpenter, and I thought we were ready to tackle some simple updates, but then reality hit—toddlers. What we envisioned as straightforward renovations quickly became a chaotic experience, especially with two energetic boys and a mischievous dog in the mix. Watching home improvement shows often made it seem effortless, but trust me, it’s a different story when your 3-year-old attempts to feed mortar to his younger sibling or when your dog decides that tile spacers are chew toys.

To help other parents navigating the tumultuous waters of home renovations, I’ve compiled a list of realistic tips. You’re welcome—and I’m sorry.

  1. Set Realistic Expectations: TV renovations look effortless, but those contractors aren’t juggling toddlers while knocking down walls. Expect your project to be more of a circus than a showcase.
  2. Create a Detailed Plan: Having a renovation blueprint is crucial, but be prepared for it to shift due to the unpredictable nature of children. Consider including snacks in your plan to minimize tantrums.
  3. Develop Backup Plans: Because kids, and all their surprises, require contingencies.
  4. Budget for Sitters: To make progress, you’ll likely need to find someone to watch the kids. Trust me, it’s easier than dealing with little ones creating chaos in a construction zone.
  5. Allocate Funds for Adult Beverages: You’ll thank me later.
  6. Establish an Early Bedtime: The only time parents can truly get things done is after the kids are asleep.
  7. Enjoy That Drink: If bedtime becomes a battle, pour yourself a glass while your kids sip on something non-alcoholic.
  8. Invest in Toy Tools: Giving your kids their own set of tools can keep them entertained and engaged in the process.
  9. Choose Kid-Friendly Paints: This will save you from worrying about little fingerprints ruining your newly painted walls.
  10. Reconsider Toy Durability: Kids can be rough on their toys, so think twice before buying flimsy tools.
  11. Seek Professional Help: Sometimes DIY isn’t the best option, especially when chaos ensues.
  12. Consult a Doctor: You might find yourself in need of some stress relief, whether through medication or relaxation techniques.
  13. Reflect on Your Motivation: Ask yourself if this renovation is truly worth the hassle. If not, it might be time to reassess your priorities.
  14. Let It Out: It’s okay to feel overwhelmed; renovations can be stressful.
  15. Pour Another Glass: Because, well, merlot.
  16. Shed More Tears: It’s a natural reaction when faced with the mess of renovations.
  17. Try a Red Bull and Vodka: Sometimes you need a boost to keep going.
  18. Finish What You Start: Quitting mid-project can lead to an unfinished house, which can be both annoying and dangerous.
  19. Look for Inspiration on HGTV: They make it look easy, right? Just a few minutes of watching can spark some ideas.
  20. Fake It ‘Til You Make It: Confidence is key, even if you’re just trying to keep it together amidst the chaos.
  21. Pour Another Glass of Wine: Raising a white flag is sometimes the best option.
  22. Consider Not Renovating: If the process is too torturous, think about whether it’s worth it.

Navigating renovations with children can be a daunting task. However, with proper planning and a little humor, it’s manageable. If you find yourself in a construction zone, consider budgeting for some wine and chocolate, or even professional assistance. These little luxuries can make all the difference.

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Summary

Renovating your home while managing the chaos of parenthood is a challenging yet rewarding endeavor. From creating realistic plans and budgets to finding moments of sanity amid the madness, these tips can help you navigate your DIY projects with children in tow.