When I was growing up, playdates weren’t a thing. Kids simply roamed the neighborhood until they found friends, returning home before the streetlights flickered on. Nowadays, however, playdates are meticulously planned events, and as the organizer, I feel a distinct pressure to ensure my kids behave appropriately. After all, my reputation is at stake.
Before my children head off to a playdate, I have a set of reminders I like to share. While I tell myself it’s about teaching them social etiquette, a part of me also wants to avoid any embarrassing moments that could reflect poorly on me. Here are some key points I emphasize:
- Pretending to be a dog is fine, but biting is not allowed.
- Even if you don’t feel like it, offer to help clean up.
- Always flush the toilet. It’s essential to keep your bathroom habits private.
- If you dislike their snacks, simply say “no thank you” instead of being rude.
- If you feel nauseous, aim for the toilet or garbage can—no one wants to be known as the kid who vomits on furniture.
- Show off those dance moves; they’re adorable.
- Take off your shoes when you enter, even if they don’t.
- If your socks have holes, it’s best to remove them too.
- Please don’t pee on the bathroom floor; let’s keep it tidy.
- Don’t break anything; it’s inconsiderate. If it happens accidentally, apologize.
- Ask your friend if they need assistance with homework—it might lead to more invitations.
- No fighting, regardless of how rude others may be. Be the bigger person, and simply avoid playing with them again.
- Remember to use “please” and “thank you,” even for unappetizing food.
- Keep all your clothing on; we’re not nudists.
- Share your toys, even if they don’t reciprocate—think of it as practice for future relationships.
- No eating boogers, whether your own or anyone else’s—just don’t do it.
- If they’re not into Pokémon, steer clear of that topic; the same goes for Minecraft.
- Avoid name-calling, like calling someone a “butthole.” I regret teaching you that phrase.
- If you need to scratch an itch, do it in the bathroom and wash your hands afterward.
- Go to the restroom immediately if you need to—no one wants an accident on their furniture.
- Keep these rules to yourself; please don’t mention me at all.
I don’t recite this entire list before every playdate. Instead, I focus on what they might be struggling with at the moment. Ultimately, I want them to represent themselves—and our family—well. I know my children better than anyone, and I understand their strengths and areas that need improvement. Playdates can reveal both the good and the not-so-good sides of their behavior.
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In summary, while preparing kids for playdates may seem trivial, it’s an important part of their social development. Teaching them manners and appropriate behaviors can help them navigate their friendships and relationships more effectively.