Contrary to popular belief, becoming a mom doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your cheeky sense of humor. If you find yourself chuckling at risqué jokes or clever wordplay, you’re definitely not alone. Here’s a collection of 23 playful puns that will tickle your funny bone and can spark laughter during brunch with friends or a cozy night in with your partner—after the kids are tucked in, of course!
Many of us have been enjoying cheeky puns since our childhood—those forbidden jokes were always the funniest, even when we didn’t fully understand them! Now that you’re a mom, relish in the freedom to share these witty one-liners without fear. Just be sure the little ones aren’t eavesdropping to avoid any awkward conversations with their teachers.
- Yes, I’m on my period, but I’m not ovary acting.
- Having intimate moments in elevators is thrilling on multiple levels.
- Ever tried getting cozy while camping? It’s pretty intense (in-tents).
- Lick me until ice cream.
- What’s a pirate’s biggest fear? A sunken chest without any booty!
- What distinguishes a snowman from a snowwoman? Snow balls!
- Always use condoms on every conceivable occasion.
- I’m trying to wrap up a script for an adult film, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
- Constipation is a real pain in the rear.
- Diarrhea is hereditary — it runs in your jeans.
- What does a frisky toad say? Rubbit.
- What did the hurricane tell the palm tree? Better hang onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.
- A friend met a male adult film star and said he was quite cocky.
- My coworker can’t make it to next week’s Innuendo Seminar, so I have to fill in for her.
- A hole was discovered in the wall of a nudist retreat. The police are looking into it.
- How do you identify the blind person at the nudist camp? It’s not hard!
- Let’s play carpenter; we’ll get hammered first, then I’ll nail you.
- Santa’s sack is so large because he only delivers once a year.
- Watching sex on TV can be dangerous if you fall off!
- I got upset with my partner for withdrawing; I told him it was a real dick move.
- Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle because his wife passed away.
- That submarine is long, hard, and filled with sailors.
- It’s not that the guy couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls for it.
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In summary, your sense of humor can remain unscathed after motherhood, and sharing these cheeky puns is a great way to embrace that playful side. So, keep laughing and enjoy the lighthearted moments!