- That coffee is mostly water, so having another cup keeps me hydrated like drinking plain water.
- Six hours of sleep is sufficient, right?
- Perhaps college tuition will be more affordable by the time my kids enroll.
- Eating the leftovers from my children’s plates will help me control my calorie intake and maintain my weight.
- Everyone indulges in dessert at lunch and dinner; they just don’t openly discuss it.
- Running after these kids is enough physical activity to offset that dessert I had at lunch.
- A daily serving of avocado counts as my vegetable intake for the day.
- These loose-fitting linen pants are just as alluring as a short skirt—very Katharine Hepburn chic.
- I’ll definitely wear my short skirts again one day.
- Sure, I’ve put on a few pounds, but it’s all in proportion, so it’s hardly noticeable.
- 4:43 p.m. feels just like 5 p.m. Where’s the corkscrew?
- Tonight, I will absolutely limit myself to just one glass of wine.
- My kids are going to absolutely adore this special dinner I prepared.
- These moments are so priceless, even when they decide to poop in the tub. Truly precious.
- It’s better for me to finish the last cookie than to let the kids have it; they don’t need too much sugar anyway.
- I will certainly remember to tell my partner about the tub incident and how I need to bleach it before his shower. I won’t forget, promise!
- The kids won’t realize if I read an abridged version of “Blueberries for Sal” tonight.
- Just a splash more of wine, and then I’ll tackle the kitchen cleanup.
- There was something important I wanted to share with my partner… but if I can’t recall it, it must not have been significant.
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In summary, moms often find themselves caught in a web of self-deception, convincing themselves that minor indulgences, sleep deprivation, and everyday chaos are perfectly manageable. It’s a humorous yet relatable glimpse into the realities of motherhood, where every little lie serves as a coping mechanism.