Have you ever watched the show “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on TLC? It’s a guilty pleasure of mine—perfect for a pajama day filled with sarcastic commentary. Sure, there are rare medical anomalies, like the woman who thought she had a tumor but was actually pregnant at 50 after having her tubes tied. Life can be pretty wild! However, most of the time, denial seems to be the leading cause of unexpected “toilet babies.”
When my partner and I decided to expand our family, not only did a pregnancy test (with a little mishap of urine on my hand) confirm it, but I also noticed several telltale signs along the way. Let’s just say I had a hunch before the stick turned positive.
To assist anyone feeling uncertain, I’ve compiled a list of signs that may indicate pregnancy. You might be expecting if…
- A random stranger shares their dramatic birth story while you’re shopping.
- You suddenly find chocolate cake unappetizing, yet crave a massive bag of Brussels sprouts.
- You find yourself crop-dusting the grocery aisle and blame the child in your cart.
- You have more intimate moments with your OB-GYN than with your partner.
- You’re rapidly running out of Netflix series to binge-watch.
- You can navigate to the bathroom in complete darkness with your eyes shut, counting each step.
- You need a running start to get off the bed.
- Your meal combinations involve mixing salsa, eggs, grapes, bacon, nuts, lettuce, feta, and an apple in one bowl.
- You close your eyes while stepping onto the scale at the doctor’s office.
- You find yourself praying for smooth bowel movements.
- You immediately ask where the restroom is as soon as you enter a new place.
- You catch yourself fantasizing about throwing punches at random people.
- You spend an inordinate amount of time on the toilet—sometimes oriented one way, sometimes the other.
- Your partner has developed a jealous nickname for your beloved body pillow.
- You’re completely clueless about maintaining grooming down south, wondering if the baby will need a machete to escape.
- Your emotions are heightened; you cry when you’re happy, sad, disappointed, or even angry—then you yell. When worried, you Google, cry, and call your best friend.
- You decide to organize your home but end up sitting on a bag of frozen peas while watching daytime TV.
- Your yoga class turns into a session of lying on your mat, contemplating your next meal.
- You feel empowered, courageous, and significant, because you truly are, mama.
For more insights on the journey of pregnancy, check out this excellent resource on women’s health or explore amusing ways to announce your pregnancy at this link. And if you’re interested in the process of home insemination, our post on the BabyMaker Home Intracervical Insemination Syringe Kit Combo can be a helpful guide.
In summary, these signs may help you determine if you’re expecting. From unexpected cravings to emotional rollercoasters, pregnancy can be a wild ride, but you’re not alone in this experience.