Navigating the world of pop culture as a parent can feel like a monumental challenge. Suddenly, your focus shifts from the latest trends to managing the chaos of family life, like ensuring your minivan stays tidy or that your little ones are clean and happy. Working on a college campus, I often hear the phrase “update yourself,” which, let’s face it, may be true. My priorities have simply transformed. Embracing my inner geeky parent, I’ve compiled a list of ways parenthood has rendered me uncool.
- While I may not grasp Snapchat, I can easily assist my child with Common Core math homework.
- I might not have seen Orange Is the New Black, but I can recite all the characters from Curious George.
- My version of an entourage consists of Minions.
- I can’t name the Kardashians, but I can list numerous dinosaurs.
- I don’t own a pair of Beats headphones, but I do possess a rather impressive KitchenAid mixer.
- I’m more familiar with My Little Pony: Equestria Girls than I am with the latest happenings regarding One Direction.
- I know a little about the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial, yet I’m well-versed in the intricacies of Minecraft.
- Ask me anything about the transition from Steve to Joe on Blue’s Clues, but don’t ask me to break down Donald Trump’s policies.
- I consume far more bread crusts than all-natural organic smoothies.
- Instead of sipping iced coffee from a trendy mason jar, I can fill a sippy cup with milk one-handed.
- I’ve yet to listen to the latest Kanye West track, but I can belt out “Let It Go” at any moment.
- I know how to take a selfie, yet I struggle to find the right angle that minimizes my figure and shows the least amount of kid remnants on my shirt.
- I understand enough about Uber to know their drivers lack car seats.
- I own an iPhone 6, but my toddler frequently deactivates it, limiting my app knowledge.
- For me, “Netflix and Chill” means putting on Care Bears & Cousins so I can enjoy a rare moment of peace.
- I’ve never watched The Walking Dead, yet I can effectively deploy a potato mine in Plants vs. Zombies.
- I might not know what “low key,” “major key,” or “lit” mean, but I can fluently converse in puppy, dolphin, and princess.
- My exposure to popular music largely comes from Yo Gabba Gabba! and Minecraft remixes.
While I’d like to think I’m not completely out of the loop, my focus has undeniably shifted. Yet, this shift in priorities doesn’t have to be a negative thing. Pop culture may evolve rapidly, but the journey of parenthood remains a steadfast constant. It may be a nerdy constant, but I embrace it wholeheartedly. For more insights on navigating parenthood, you might find our post on the couples’ fertility journey for intracervical insemination helpful. Additionally, if you’re seeking inspiration for creative pregnancy announcements, check out this excellent resource.
In summary, embracing the uncool aspects of parenting can be a rewarding experience, allowing us to cherish the joys of family life while accepting that our interests may have changed.