- There’s often the question, “Aren’t you too grown-up to be acting like this?”
- Their hairstyles can be downright outrageous, resembling something only a child should sport.
- They declare, “I’m going to make things better!” only to pull out their “toolkit,” leading you to scrape glitter off your floors for what feels like an eternity.
- There’s a frequent comparison: “Why can’t you behave like your sibling?”
- A single loud outburst in public can lead to a complete ban from social settings.
- They have a knack for hiding things. Eventually, those secrets fester, and we all wonder, “What were you thinking? You can’t just stash shrimp behind the radiator and expect no one to notice.”
- I find myself both complaining and celebrating their antics on social media.
- They’re against any form of childcare that supports working parents.
- When I ask for straightforward help, like, “Can you assist with putting away the groceries?” they respond with something confusing and dramatic, leaving me puzzled and thinking, “I just needed you to help me unload the car.”
- Their ideas can be nonsensical, like, “We’re going to safety-pin the envelopes shut, tape them together backward, and shove them under the fridge. What do you mean this won’t work? It’s my plan!”
- When things go awry, they’re quick to point fingers at others.
- They love to act tough, even while playing.
- Their party planning is extensive, with bold declarations like, “Guess who I’m inviting? The trash in the toilet!”
- Math isn’t their strong suit. Somehow, they always end up with a few more treats than everyone else.
- They stay up way too late and then make questionable comments to those who essentially control their fate. You might hear one say, “I love you, but sometimes I can’t stand you. Actually, I might just put you in jail,” leaving you unsure if it’s a candidate or your 5-year-old speaking.
- You worry about their friends, who clearly aren’t the best influences.
- And, of course, they can look you straight in the eye and tell a blatant lie, prompting you to ask, “For the hundredth time, how naïve do you think I am?”
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In summary, the behaviors of presidential candidates can often mirror those of young children, providing both humor and frustration in abundance.