My best friend and I often joke when we’re fed up with someone: “People, am I right?” When someone continually annoys us, we might forgive, but we certainly won’t forget. In fact, we’ve compiled a running list of individuals who have crossed us, and once you’re on it, there’s no way out.
I have several lists dedicated to those who have irked me, whether they’re from work, the school community, or even the staff at my local cable company. I consider myself fairly easygoing, but some actions will definitely earn you a spot on my “You’re Testing My Patience” list. I might even need a dedicated notebook for tracking these names! And while you’re likely not on my list now, here’s what could change that:
- Ring the Doorbell During Naptime. Seriously? I can’t even with that. Just remember—payback will be swift the next time your little one finally catches some shut-eye.
- Leave a Public Toilet Seat Wet. Is it that difficult to sit down? No one wants to deal with a surprise splash. If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please have the decency to clean it up.
- Invite Me to a Sales Party. I’m not interested in joining your “journey” or purchasing any makeup that promises to last for weeks. And don’t even get me started on those leggings for the holidays!
- Mass Message Your Friends on Facebook. If you’re planning a get-together, just send a personal invite. Nobody wants their notifications bombarded with group chats that go nowhere.
- Gossip Behind My Back. If you can’t confront me directly with your issues, then kindly take a seat on my “Not Welcome Here” list.
- Fail to Return Playdate Favors. I love spending time with your kids, but it’s only fair if you reciprocate. Otherwise, you’ll find your name added to my list.
- Engage in Humblebragging. Just don’t.
- Be a Fake Friend. If you can’t be genuine, I don’t have time for your half-truths. You’ll climb to the top of my unwanted list in no time.
- Constantly Complain. We all have our struggles, but venting every hour is excessive. We get it, your toddler is throwing fits—so is mine!
- Follow the Kardashians. Sorry, but this is a dealbreaker. You’re now on my list.
- Support Controversial Figures. If you’re still defending someone who has been a polarizing figure, it might be best for us to part ways.
- Throw Colleagues Under the Bus. If you’re stepping on others to get ahead, you’re on the fast track to my list.
- Assume I’ll Babysit Because I’m a Stay-at-Home Mom. I’m happy to help occasionally, but my time isn’t just for your convenience.
- Tell Lies. Just don’t. Lies will get you a special spot on my dishonesty list.
- Reply All When It’s Unnecessary. Please, if a simple “thanks” suffices, leave the group inbox out of it.
- Refuse to Tip. It’s a basic courtesy. Don’t come at me with excuses; just tip your server.
- Comment on Articles Without Reading Them. If you haven’t taken the time to read, then you should seriously reconsider your input.
Keeping off my list isn’t rocket science. Just follow basic etiquette and treat others with respect. If you want to delve deeper into parenting and fertility, check out our article on couples’ fertility journeys. And for more insights on navigating these topics, visit Mindful Reflections for Navigating Infertility. For excellent information on pregnancy, see this Healthline resource.
In summary, being a decent human being goes a long way in avoiding my unwanted list. Remember, it’s all about respect, kindness, and a little common sense.