I recently stumbled upon an article filled with clever tips for organizing your car. While the author clearly has everything figured out, I’m in a different boat. Ever since welcoming my second child, I’ve lost track of my organizational skills—along with the 40 coffee cups I’ve been searching for.
I aspire to be tidy and organized, truly. But let’s be real: after a long day, the last thing most parents want to do is tidy up their car—their mobile trash can on wheels, cluttered with toy remnants, old socks, and sippy cups that have turned into questionable science projects. Most family vehicles are home to empty juice boxes and cookie crumbs that a toddler would still eat if given the chance—and sometimes we do just to keep the peace.
The only time my car was ever clean post-parenthood was right after we bought it. The truth is, my vehicle could never maintain the pristine state described in that article. Here’s why these tips simply don’t apply to parents:
- Use a Decorative Bin for Emergency Supplies: While a stylish wicker basket may look nice, it’s impractical for families. Unless you enjoy the sight of shredded wicker scattered across your interior, opt for something more durable. My car needs a bin made from the same material as airplane black boxes.
- Easy-Grab Pouches for Essentials: Zipping up bags might work in theory, but in practice, it’s a recipe for tantrums. Have you seen kids struggle with zippers? It takes one of mine an eternity to use Velcro! Meanwhile, I’m just trying to keep the car on the road without getting distracted by a meltdown.
- Glove Box Command Center: Sure, organized file folders sound great. But my glove box is already crammed with my registration and insurance documents—plus two pairs of broken sunglasses. A binder? Not a chance. It’d end up tossed on the floor, fused together with remnants of spilled juice.
- Repurpose a Remote Control Caddy: While this concept looks fabulous, I can’t imagine my family actually using it. I’d be lucky if they even aimed for the pockets. If they tried, let’s just say the resulting chaos would be legendary.
- Shower Caddy for Organization: This only works if you drive a minivan. In any other vehicle, the caddy will simply slide around on the seat, spilling its contents all over the floor when you hit the brakes too hard.
- Tissue Holder in Cup Holders: Replacing a cardboard box with a coffee cup of tissues is pointless. When a child sneezes, you’ll wish you had a full box handy—not a measly cupful.
- Make Backseats More Functional: Plastic pockets might be useful for road trips, but for a quick grocery run? I’d rather not haul around a mini-mart’s worth of supplies just to grab milk and bread.
- DIY Shelf for Your SUV: Adding a shelf just means more clutter. It’s a great idea in theory, but in practice, it will only lead to a well-organized heap of junk.
- Use Trays for Small Items: I can’t even keep my office desk organized, so why would I expect my car to be any different? Trays would simply become another surface for junk to accumulate.
- Clip-On Carabiners: Great for keeping items from rolling around, but honestly, when you’re transporting a watermelon, just put it on someone’s lap.
- Tame Cord Chaos: My car already resembles a chaotic mess. I doubt a few organized cords would make a significant difference.
- Avoid Summer Odors: The best strategy? Regular cleaning and making sure everyone bathes. Letting the windows down helps, too.
In conclusion, no one’s car looks like the pristine models in those articles—except maybe the author or my partner, who doesn’t drive our main vehicle. When he questions the state of my car, I simply suggest he kick the cardboard tissue box aside and use whatever’s left of that wicker basket to collect the trash. That should keep him busy.
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Summary: The article humorously critiques common car organization tips that are impractical for parents, highlighting the messy reality of family vehicles and offering relatable insights into the challenges of maintaining order amidst the chaos of parenthood.