After you finally welcomed your little one into the world, you might have thought the whirlwind of chaos was a thing of the past. Not quite! The first several years of birthday celebrations can be so overwhelming that you’d gladly trade it all for an epidural once again. Skeptical? Here are 11 reasons why throwing a birthday party is akin to the experience of childbirth:
- The Financial Drain: Just like the hospital bills, birthday parties can be shockingly expensive. Between the custom cake, party favors, professionally designed invitations, and gifts, you may find yourself longing for the days of those medical expenses.
- The Packing Predicament: Despite your meticulous planning, 55% of what you bring will go unused, and you’re guaranteed to forget at least one essential item. Did we really forget the matches for the candles? Seriously?!
- Sweat and Panic: When the big day arrives, you’ll likely be sweating profusely, reminiscent of a politician in a compromising situation. And yes, at least one person might be half-dressed—hopefully not you this time.
- Desperate Pleas for Relief: In the midst of the chaos, you might find yourself asking for help, only to be met with playful chuckles and a pat on the arm as they walk away. (No joke, we really need assistance!)
- The Hiding Spouse: You’ll often find your partner lounging somewhere, avoiding the inevitable blame for everything that’s gone awry—because let’s be honest, it usually is their fault.
- The Late Arrival: Your mother-in-law will inevitably show up late, taking credit for all the hard work and bringing an extravagant gift that outshines yours. Despite all your efforts, the presents are primarily for someone else. At least there’s a slim chance of leftover cake.
- No Wine Until It’s Over: You’ll find yourself longing for a glass of wine, but you know better than to indulge until the dust settles… or maybe that’s just me? Should I reevaluate my friend group?
- Unwanted Advice: Someone will surely tell you to savor the moment, and you’ll struggle to keep from rolling your eyes. Spoiler alert: it’s highly likely to be your mother-in-law.
- Crying Kids: Both occasions culminate in tears. Oops—sorry for the mix-up! That should read “the sound of YOUR child crying.” #ohjoy
- Regret and Forgetting: After the event, you’ll swear you’ll never go through this turmoil again, yet come the next birthday, you’ll find you’ve conveniently forgotten the intensity of the experience.
- The Endless Cycle: This is precisely why the cycle continues. Now, where on earth is that leftover cake?
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In summary, both kids’ birthday parties and childbirth are emotionally charged events that require extensive preparation, result in mad scrambles, and leave you with lasting memories (and a lot of cake). The chaos may seem overwhelming, but you’ll be ready to dive back in before you know it.