Does anyone really know what time it is? Does it even matter? This question was famously posed by the band Chicago years ago. But there’s one group that definitely takes note of the time—we parents! We rely on knowing when to pick up our kids, when dinner is served, and when sports permission slips need to be submitted. These timeframes are crucial to our daily lives.
However, teenagers have a completely different approach to managing time. For starters, many teens today don’t wear a traditional watch, unless it’s a smartwatch. The concept of a clock with hands and numbers feels almost alien to them. Thankfully, with digital displays on their DVRs and cell phones, they at least have some guidance. Yet even with the help of technology, their interpretation of time can be quite unconventional.
1. Request: Can you please clean your room?
Teen’s Response: Soon.
Actual Timeline: When it’s impossible to open the door without being buried in clothes.
2. Request: Start studying for that important test.
Teen’s Response: Sure.
Actual Timeline: The morning of the test, while riding the bus to school.
3. Request: Look up from your phone, please.
Teen’s Response: In a minute.
Actual Timeline: Five hours later.
4. Request: Take the dog outside.
Teen’s Response: Fine.
Actual Timeline: After the dog has an accident in the living room.
5. Request: Send thank-you notes for your birthday gifts.
Teen’s Response: Later.
Actual Timeline: Right before your next birthday rolls around.
6. Request: Close the window; the air conditioning is on!
Teen’s Response: Got it.
Actual Timeline: Maybe next winter.
7. Request: Join us for family game night.
Teen’s Response: Sure.
Actual Timeline: When all their friends are away.
8. Request: Stop playing that video game!
Teen’s Response: Okay.
Actual Timeline: When the power is cut off.
9. Request: Can you come out of your room?
Teen’s Response: No response; earbuds are in.
Actual Timeline: Three hours later, just in time for dinner.
10. Request: Please put your dishes in the dishwasher.
Teen’s Response: Absolutely.
Actual Timeline: Never.
And finally, the most challenging of all:
11. Request: Can I have a hug before you leave?
Teen’s Response: Ewww!
Actual Timeline: When you sneak up and embrace your unsuspecting teen.
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In summary, teenagers have their own unique perceptions of time that often differ significantly from their parents. Understanding these quirky timelines can make parenting a little easier—and perhaps even a bit more humorous.