From the moment I got my first period (an unforgettable morning just before a sixth-grade field trip to the UN, wearing red jeans and a panty liner—I barely made it to lunch without a mini crisis), I’ve been on a mission to simplify my monthly experience. I want it to be less painful (three Advil at the first sign of cramps), less exhausting (bedtime at 10 p.m. sharp on day one), and less messy.
Despite having embraced my menstrual cycle over 300 times, I still find it a bit gross. I aim to make my period as uneventful as possible, which is why I often ignore my eco-friendly instincts and opt for brand-name plastic applicator tampons. I’m not taking any chances with cardboard or the like when it comes to the 2.4 tablespoons of “menstrual fluid” I deal with monthly.
So, I’m perplexed by those who rave about the DivaCup.
For those unfamiliar, the DivaCup is “a reusable, bell-shaped menstrual cup designed to be worn internally, collecting rather than absorbing menstrual flow.” I’ve heard fans tout its cost-effectiveness (that’s tempting), ease of use (really—this tiny cup of blood is simpler than a tampon?), environmental benefits (let’s face it, we’re talking about a steady flow here), and even the ability to have sex while wearing it (you can’t). I fully admit I’m a bit of a prude when it comes to reaching into my own anatomy, and that’s fine—I’ll stick to my Tampax Pearl. However, I have several burning questions for those who do use it, as well as for other brands like Bella Cup and Lila Cup.
1. How do you manage to remove it without making a mess?
It’s a small cup filled with blood and uterine lining. When you pull it out, how do you prevent a catastrophe? If something goes awry, it’s a far cry from a tampon leak. What if you’re not at home?
2. What happens when it reaches capacity?
The DivaCup promises 12 hours of leak-free protection. What occurs after that? If a tampon is left in too long, it can lead to some stains. But with a cup, are we looking at a blood fountain scenario?
3. What’s the protocol in a public restroom?
So, you take the DivaCup out, empty it, and then what? You need to wash it, right? How do you handle the cleanliness of your hands when you open the stall door? And what about the other ladies at the sink? Are they all just fine with your routine?
4. What’s the state of your fingernails?
I admit I’m concerned about hygiene after handling a cup of blood. Do you carry a nail brush for those moments? I’ve heard germs can enter through cuticles; what’s the story with yours?
5. What’s actually in the cup?
I’m curious about the contents—what’s the solid-to-liquid ratio?
6. Is this thing dishwasher-safe?
I once put a toilet plunger in the dishwasher, and a friend told me to toss the whole machine. Can a bloody cup contaminate other items in there? Are you really cleaning it with a toothpick as per the manufacturer’s instructions?
7. What about odor?
The DivaCup’s website claims menstrual fluid doesn’t smell unless it’s exposed to air. But what happens when it spills or overflows? I do have a confession: I flush tampons even though I know I shouldn’t.
8. What if it gets stuck or falls out?
I know these scenarios are unlikely, but what if? If it gets stuck, is it reminiscent of a past mishap? And if it falls out during a swim, what happens next?
9. Is using o.b. tampons a stepping stone to the DivaCup?
Did you gradually get more comfortable with your body, or was it a leap into DivaCup territory without hesitation?
10. Do you miss shopping for feminine hygiene products?
I know the answer is no. You probably don’t miss the awkwardness of comparing brands while trying to save a few bucks.
11. Do you think I’m a terrible person?
Because I sometimes feel that way. I wish I could be the one who’s not squeamish about menstrual blood and who does not contribute to landfill waste. I secretly aspire to be more eco-conscious, like someone who makes their own pies or recycles properly.
In summary, while I admire the confidence of DivaCup users, I remain hesitant. I want to embrace a sustainable lifestyle, but I’m still navigating my own comfort levels.
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