My partner and I are proud parents of one child, which seems to put us in a unique category—worse than those with multiple kids, yet somehow still better than those who don’t have any at all. Right?
In reality, having a single child is almost laughably simple. It’s akin to having no kids at all, except for the fact that you actually do have that one little human to care for. Thankfully, the presence of one child hardly disrupts your life.
As a stay-at-home dad, I often joke that I’m simply a stay-at-home guy. I spend my days lounging around, and sometimes I forget our child is even around! I mean, he’s just one person—he can manage.
Honestly, I often wonder why only children even have parents to begin with.
We’ve deliberated on the possibility of expanding our family, but more often than not, we lean towards keeping it at one. Why? The comedy is unbeatable! If you enjoy a good laugh, just stick with one kid; you’ll be a magnet for humor.
Here’s a list of some of the funniest things you can say to someone who has yet to take on the challenge of raising more than one child:
It’s even more amusing if that person complains about the trials of parenting just a single child! Hahaha! Only one child? What gives you the right to complain?
- You’ve only got one kid?
- Why did you choose to have just one kid?
- It must be super easy having one child.
- Aren’t you concerned he might become spoiled?
- Oh wow, you’re a stay-at-home parent for one kid? That must be tough. snickers
- Are you worried he’ll be lonely?
- Is your partner not interested in having more children?
- What’s stopping you from having another child?
- I wish I had just one kid. It seems so much simpler.
- What do you mean you’re only having one? What about legacy?
- What’s wrong, buddy? Having trouble with your manhood?
There are countless reasons to have multiple children, but only one reason not to: you’re a lazy, unmotivated person who can’t handle the responsibility. (And really, who needs more than three kids?)
The unfortunate truth is that parents with only one child are somehow seen as deficient and are often judged harshly for it. But the upside? These so-called ‘shiftless’ parents only have one little one to manage.
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In summary, while society may poke fun at parents of an only child, the reality is that the experience can be both hilarious and rewarding. Embrace the humor and enjoy every moment!