Since its debut in 2015, Schitt’s Creek has solidified its status as one of television’s most delightful comedies. With an incredible cast delivering side-splitting one-liners and exaggerated antics, the show has captured the hearts of many. If you haven’t experienced the Rose family’s chaotic charm, you’re in for a treat. These quotes will not only have you laughing but will also spark your curiosity about the show.
As we approach the final season, the thought of bidding farewell to the Roses is bittersweet. To turn those frowns upside down, we’ve curated a collection of 56 unforgettable quotes that we can’t help but repeat.
- “I’m really trying hard to avoid forming connections with people right now.” — Dave
- “Hide your jewelry, hide your exes, I’m just a little bit Alexis!” — Lexi
- “I would trade anything for a solid coma right now.” — Moria
- “Like Beyoncé, I shine as a solo act.” — Dave
- “If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, you’ve found it.” — Ron
- “This place is almost quaint. Quite the rustic getaway… I was half-expecting a serial killer.” — Moria Rose
- “Okay, no, I did not draft this… I didn’t even pick this font! It’s dreadful.” — Lexi
- “What kind of barnyard did you grow up in?” — Dave
- “I don’t mean to brag, but Us Weekly once called me ‘up for anything.’” — Lexi
- “The thought of me coaching another human being should terrify you… a lot.” — Dave
Patrick: “We just need a body.”
Dave: “Then head to the morgue.”
- “Well, this town is certainly colorful.” — Johnny
- “I’m not interested in that opinion.” — Dave
- “I was casually seeing Prince Harry, so, you know, there was the whole ‘Will she become a princess?’ buzz… But honestly, it was also because we were partying way too hard.” — Lexi
- “Never let the haters bring you down!” — Moria
- “You’d think there’d be a bigger demand for oversized portraits of other people’s families.” — Stevie
Lexi: “Just remember: no sudden moves, don’t reach for the glove compartment, and whatever you do, don’t reveal your real name.”
Moria: “Who placed a ghost picture on my desk?”
Ron: “That’s the sonogram of our baby!”
- “Is there a horror movie being filmed out there that I missed?” — Dave on Ron’s fashion sense
- “You seem like the type who struggled in high school.” — Jocelyn to Dave
- “Why am I being booed?” — Johnny
- “I wasn’t in rehab; I was just visiting!” — Lexi
- “I refuse to feel guilt over mall pretzels.” — Dave
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In summary, Schitt’s Creek is a treasure trove of humor, with quotes that are as memorable as they are funny. These lines encapsulate the quirky essence of the Rose family, reminding us that family is what you make it—even if it’s a little unconventional.