Ah, potty training—the delightful journey that can turn your home into a chaotic mess of missed targets and laundry mountain! If you’re navigating this challenging phase, you’ve probably encountered a plethora of “well-meaning” comments from friends, family, and even random strangers. Here are ten clever comebacks to help you respond to those unsolicited inquiries with a touch of humor.
1. “My child was potty trained at 16 months!”
Oh, that’s impressive! I was too busy teaching my little one how to play the ukulele…and mastering basic math.
2. “Have you tried going without diapers?”
Have you ever attempted to clean up a surprise on the carpet? It’s a real treat.
3. “When she’s ready, she’s ready.”
Exactly! And if she wants to negotiate a car for it, I’m sure she’ll be ready then too.
4. “Have you considered a sticker chart?”
Absolutely! Every time I survive the morning without a meltdown, I reward myself with a new pair of socks.
5. “Have you heard of elimination communication?”
Right! Because when my husband takes the time machine to fix our choices, I’ll definitely revisit that option!
6. “Have you tried using M&Ms?”
Have you seen my waistline? I think I’ll pass!
7. “Preschool will really help.”
Great! Just curious, do they charge extra for cleaning pee stains off their carpets?
8. “She’ll learn from her older sibling.”
That’s hilarious! If only that worked for sharing chores.
9. “Using Pull-Ups helped my child.”
If your kid thinks Pull-Ups are just like underwear, you might want to call Mensa for their insights.
10. “It’ll get easier!”
Sure, as long as you bring over a cleaning kit and maybe some wine!
So, the next time you find yourself surrounded by well-meaning relatives during a holiday gathering, keep these comebacks at the ready. Just remember, a freshly baked pie can do wonders for masking any lingering odors from your potty training adventures. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your journey be slightly less messy!
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In summary, potty training can be a messy adventure filled with unsolicited advice. But with a touch of humor and these clever responses, you can navigate this phase with confidence and a smile.