As the holiday season approaches, it’s inevitable that we’ll be faced with those well-meaning but often annoying questions from our in-laws. Fear not! Here are ten clever comebacks to help you navigate those conversations with a smirk.
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So, you don’t cook much?
Nope! My gourmet specialty is cereal. Don’t worry, it’s Froot Loops—apparently, pink food has beta carotene, or was it orange? Either way, it’s nutritious! -
Did you check on the baby’s cough?
Oh, the doctor? We’ve opted for a homeopath instead. I think they use incense and maybe some kind of healing fire. Very zen. -
Is that a new couch?
Thanks for noticing! Your dedicated son got a bonus and wanted to invest in the kids’ education, but I thought, “Why not jewelry?” Spoiler: I never wore that bracelet. But hey, the couch looks great! -
Have you considered getting our granddaughter evaluated for the gifted program?
Honestly, I’m not sure she’s at that level. I did enroll her in dance classes though—gotta keep her options open, especially if community college doesn’t work out! -
Are you still working full time?
Nope, we hit the jackpot! We’re keeping it under wraps, so I just hang out at Starbucks reading US Weekly while the kids refer to the daycare lady as “Mommy.” It’s a full-time gig, really. -
They need jackets in this weather.
Not if they’re prepping to move to Halifax! That’s the plan, right? -
You look tired.
Thanks! That’s exactly the vibe I was aiming for. In fact, I was going for “tired and dumpy,” so feel free to comment on my weight gain too. Just a hint! -
Is my son getting to relax at all?
Not really! Between the firewood I have him chopping and the coal he’s hauling, he’s pretty busy. Oh, and I make him give me pedicures too! -
You should make the kids listen.
Wow, you’ve really opened my eyes! I was just pondering whether to enforce that. It’s adorable when they defy me, but now I see your point. Sometimes, it just clicks! -
When did your parents last visit?
They never do! We prefer to hang out with you guys—don’t spill the beans though; they think we’re off to Halifax!
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In summary, these comebacks are designed to add a touch of humor to the often awkward conversations we have with our in-laws, allowing you to maintain your dignity while keeping the mood light.