As the holiday season approaches, navigating family dynamics can be a bit tricky. But fear not! Here are some clever comebacks to the frequently asked questions from your in-laws that might leave you feeling a bit deflated.
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So, you don’t cook much?
Nope! Cooking isn’t really my forte. Most days, the kids feast on cereal. But don’t fret! I read somewhere that pink food has beta carotene—unless that was orange. Either way, they’re thriving! -
Did you get the baby’s cough checked out?
Oh, you mean from the doctor? No, we’ve decided to go the homeopathic route instead. I think they use a lot of incense and maybe some fire? I’m still figuring it all out. -
Hmm, new couch?
Yes, thank you for noticing! Your son got a bonus, and while he wanted to save for the kids’ education, I thought a new couch would be more practical. So, we bought it! The jewelry I considered? Well, it’s still in the box. -
Did you have our granddaughter assessed for the gifted program?
Honestly, I don’t think she’s that advanced. However, I did enroll her in dance classes—gotta keep her options open, especially if community college doesn’t pan out! -
Are you still working full-time?
Nope! We hit the jackpot—lottery style! I just pretend to go to work while sipping coffee at Starbucks, reading US Weekly, and letting the kids call the daycare lady “Mommy.” It’s a full-time gig, really. -
They need jackets in this weather.
Not if they’re preparing to move to Halifax! Didn’t I mention that? -
You look tired.
Thanks! That’s exactly the vibe I was aiming for. I was thinking “tired and dumpy,” but feel free to throw in a comment about my weight if you’d like. Just a suggestion! -
Is my son getting any downtime?
Not really! Between the firewood I have him chopping and the coal he pushes in a wheelbarrow, his schedule is packed. Oh, and I have him giving me pedicures on top of that! -
You should make the kids listen.
Oh wow, that’s a great idea! I was just pondering if I should enforce some listening rules. It’s so cute when they rebel, but now that you’ve mentioned it, I might just have to step things up! -
When did your parents last come to visit?
Never! We only spend time with you because we enjoy your company more. But keep that under wraps; they’re totally unaware of our Halifax plans.
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Summary
Navigating comments from in-laws can be challenging, but with these witty responses, you’ll be equipped to handle their remarks with humor and grace. From cooking habits to parenting choices, these comebacks will lighten the mood and keep the conversation flowing.