Updated: August 20, 2023
Originally Published: June 11, 2023
Hello, fellow not-so-cool moms! If you feel like your former coolness has vanished along with your sleep, you’re certainly not alone. Fear not! Here are 10 clever strategies to help you channel your inner cool mom, even if you’re still rocking that nursing bra.
1. Embrace Slang
Swap out traditional greetings for something more modern. Instead of saying “How’s it going?” try “Yo, what’s good?” Get with the lingo, girl!
2. Tune Into Trendy Music
While I thought I was on top of things with my go-to Sirius channels, I recently stumbled upon Sirius XMU. It’s the kind of station that could either be a nod to university culture or just cool slang for “you.” More research required!
3. Dress in Style
Currently, fashion seems to favor exposing the midriff. You can achieve a similar effect without the tummy exposure by sporting high-rise nude leggings pulled up high. Instant trendsetter!
4. Hint at Wild Nights
Casually mention your desire for adventurous nights with your partner. Something like, “I’d love to plan a wild date night, but finding a sitter for that is tough!” Bonus points if you can make the sitter’s qualifications absurdly high.
5. Engage in Fun Activities with Friends
Join your pals for creative nights like painting or crafting, but don’t forget to sneak in a little something extra in your purse. A light wine cooler can keep you perky for those early mornings with your toddler.
6. Utilize New Tech
Upgrade to a smartphone. Yes, it’s a phone that takes pictures and connects to the Internet. Install apps like Facebook, although I still can’t find Friendster.
7. Get Social Online
Remember, Instagram isn’t just for kid pics! Snap “selfies” from above to flatter your angles. If you’re being really cool, grab some “ussies” with your partner doing everyday things, like grocery shopping.
8. Hashtags Are Key
Elevate your thoughts with hashtags! When you’re juggling a sick child and can’t shower, say something like, “#MomLife #Ineedcoffee.” Your fellow parents will nod in admiration. Don’t forget to capture that moment for Instagram, hashtag no filter.
9. Watch Indie Films
Mention obscure films like The Fault in Our Stars to show off your artsy side. You can even share an ussie of you and your partner enjoying a Netflix night with flasks in hand while saying, “#HipsterVibes.”
10. Stay Informed on Parenting Trends
Keep your finger on the pulse of parenting styles—whether it’s helicopter parenting or free-range. To be safe, supervise your kids closely while they interact with the neighborhood raccoon, just in case!
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In summary, being a mom doesn’t mean you have to lose your cool. With a few adjustments to your language, wardrobe, and social media presence, you can project that elusive vibe of a cool mom. Just remember to have fun with it!