Dear Grandma and Grandpa,
We sincerely appreciate you looking after the kids next week while my partner and I take a much-needed break. It’s been ages since we had time to ourselves! However, I want to share a few considerations to ensure we return to the same delightful children we left behind. In the past, our kids have come back from visits with you transformed into mini terrors, and I’d like to avoid that this time. So, here’s a list of things to steer clear of while we’re away:
- Avoid the Candy Overload: For some reason, you seem to turn into a candy dispenser the moment I step out. Please, no more sugar highs that could put a piñata to shame. If we return to hyperactive kids fueled by sweets, it’ll be chaos.
- Limit the TV Time: Keeping the television blaring in the background is not the best idea. Not only is the volume too loud, but if they binge-watch all day, they might turn into zombies. Trust me, that’s not the kind of karma we want.
- Stick to the Approved Shows: Please don’t let them get hooked on shows outside of the ones we’ve okayed. If they start watching those annoying programs, I might just take it upon myself to revamp your closet!
- Safety First: Things like seat belts, car seats, and helmets are non-negotiable. I know you joke about how you survived without these, but it’s crucial to keep my kids safe.
- Supervised Playtime Only: Please don’t let them play outside for hours like you used to. The world isn’t quite the same, and we prefer our neighbors to be less… peculiar.
- Bedtime is Sacred: Please remember that bedtime is not negotiable. Let’s avoid late-night movies or sundaes that push their bedtime back. Adjusting to a different time zone doesn’t mean they should too.
- School is Important: Skipping school or activities is not a treat. It’s vital for them to keep up with their studies, so please don’t let them miss out.
- No Surprise Gifts: When we return, I don’t want to find noisy toys or pets that weren’t there when we left. If you feel compelled to buy them something, stick to practical items like underwear.
- Emergency Numbers Matter: When I hand you the emergency contact list, please take it seriously. I trust you, but knowing how to reach the pediatrician in a pinch is crucial.
- Encourage Communication: If the kids mention missing us, don’t tell them we can’t be contacted. Hand them the iPad and let them video call us. They need to feel connected while we’re away.
That’s all for now. Have a lovely time, and remember, the future will bring decisions about your living arrangements!
Warm regards,
The Parents
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Summary
When caring for grandchildren, it’s important to maintain routines, ensure safety, and avoid excessive treats or distractions. By following these guidelines, you can help ensure a smooth experience for both caregivers and children.