The world today is a mix of extraordinary and absurd. We can now indulge in entire bags of only the red Skittles. No more suffering through the green ones. There are mother-and-child mermaid yoga classes, goat yoga, and everything unicorn-related. What a wild time to be alive, right?
However, amid the fun of trends like leggings featuring bizarre prints and catchy songs about llamas, it feels as if everything has gone a bit haywire at times. I usually pride myself on being a live-and-let-live kind of person, staying away from drama. But my goodness, there’s some truly baffling stuff happening out there. I don’t know about you, but I find myself swearing more frequently because sometimes, words just fail me. What in the world is happening?
Here are some things that have me rolling my eyes, exclaiming “WTF,” and using a lot of other colorful expressions these days.
1. Outrageous Fashion Trends
I’ll confess I’ve never been a trendsetter, and runway fashion often leaves me scratching my head. But lately, I’ve been particularly perplexed by what I see. Nordstrom, once my go-to for chic outfits, now leaves me baffled. First, there were those clear-knee jeans (seriously, a steam room for your legs?), then $1,200 sock sandals (what?), and now $425 jeans that look like they’ve been mud-stained. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? And let’s not forget the time a Nordstrom employee shamed a mother for breastfeeding in a bathroom. Come on, Nordstrom. You can do better!
2. HGTV Shenanigans
I enjoy a good home renovation show just as much as anyone. Who doesn’t love watching transformations with shiplap galore? But what’s happening on HGTV lately? If it’s not a family seeking a tiny house on wheels, it’s a couple selling homemade granola looking for a beach house priced at nearly a million dollars. Even Joanna Gaines, the queen of upcycling, is now promoting $90 throw pillows! HGTV, you’ve clearly lost your way.
3. The Absurdity of Modern Life
Nonsense, foolishness, and all-around craziness feel rampant. I try to stay optimistic about humanity, but it’s getting tougher. The news is overwhelmingly heartbreaking, internet comments are often vile, and social media is filled with fake news, #humblebrags, and weight-loss schemes. Staying in my happy bubble is becoming a challenge. #hasanyoneelsegoneabsolutelymad
4. The “All Lives Matter” Debate
No. Just no. If you don’t get why this is problematic, please do some research. Until everyone, especially Black individuals, can walk out their door without fearing for their lives or their safety, it’s clear some lives are valued more than others. That’s simply unacceptable, and we need to strive for better.
5. The Prevalence of –isms
It’s 2023. Let me be crystal clear: NO. Do not attempt to defend any form of discrimination in the comments. Just don’t.
6. Bizarre Trends Among Kids
From bottle flipping to DIY slime, what is going on?! While these trends are mostly harmless, my patience is wearing thin. I cannot endure another bottle flip or clean up homemade goo from my furniture. (Okay, I’ll admit fidget spinners have their charms.)
7. Commenters Who Don’t Bother to Read
If you’re going to kick things off with “I didn’t read the article, but…” and then launch into a judgmental tirade, I will respond with a firm “Sorry, I didn’t read your comment, but you’re being a jerk.” Let’s all chant together: “Read before you comment!”
8. The Current Administration
Need I say more? Feel free to vent all your frustrations here!
9. Dishonesty Everywhere
Growing up, my mom said I was “honest as the ace of spades.” While I’m not sure what that means, I can say I have little patience for dishonesty, exaggeration, or deceitful behavior. Hypocrisy, too. It’s a stench I’d rather avoid.
10. The Easily Offended
I am utterly flabbergasted by those who navigate the chaos of parenting and life without resorting to a few well-placed expletives. But hey, you do you. Just please don’t tell me to “speak like a lady” or “mind my language.” I’m an adult, thank you very much!
How else are we supposed to cope with the frustrations of life without a few well-timed WHAT THE HECKs and a solid “forget this noise” every now and then? A little swearing can be essential for managing stress.
In summary, the world is a peculiar mix of delightful and maddening trends. Whether it’s outrageous fashion, the absurdities of reality TV, or the challenges of modern social issues, it’s clear we all have our moments of disbelief. As we navigate through these times, it’s important to remember the value of honest discourse, understanding, and a little humor.