While hitting my mid-30s might not seem ancient, I can’t shake the feeling that I’m starting to show my age. Here’s how I know:
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Birdwatching Enthusiast
I recently found myself enjoying the sight of a vibrant blue jay at my feeder, which I specifically asked for as a gift. Before long, I can see my kids gifting me bird-themed accessories for holidays, and I’ll inevitably be wearing a cozy bird-printed sweater at their school functions. -
Chronic Back Pain
My back aches on a daily basis. I often find myself asking my kids for relief, instructing them on the best pressure points, even though their tiny elbows are often a source of more pain than comfort. It’s clear: age is creeping up on me. -
Late-Night TV? No Thanks
I now record The Tonight Show instead of watching it live. Apologies, Jimmy, but sleep is my current priority. Seriously, who stays up that late anymore? -
Game Show Addict
I’ll admit it: I get a thrill from Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. When I know an answer, it feels like winning Bingo at the senior center, even if I don’t actively seek out these shows. If they’re on, I’m watching. -
Weather Savvy
I can accurately predict the weather for the week ahead. I knew to prepare my kids for the chilly mornings with jackets. And yes, I always carry an umbrella. It’s just practical! -
Random Aches
Currently, my neck and thumb feel off, and I can’t even crochet due to the discomfort. What do I rely on for relief? Bengay, leaving me smelling like menthol and a bit like my youth has faded. -
Lost in Translation
I’ve officially aged out of current slang. Terms like “bae” and “lit” leave me confused. I stick to phrases like “cool beans” and have even Googled “teen slang words 2015” for reference. -
Social Media Struggles
I gave Snapchat a shot, but I found it more frustrating than fun. Between my eyesight and the fleeting nature of the photos, it just didn’t connect with me. -
Kids Can Be Overwhelming
While my own kids can fend for themselves, being around needy toddlers makes me anxious. I’m not ready for grandparent duties; I’m still enjoying this phase of adulthood. -
Sleep is Sacred
I crave sleep like it’s a luxury. My social life has taken a hit because I can’t rally for late-night gatherings—I’d rather stay home and recharge.
I can almost hear my younger self scoffing at this list. As time goes on, we inevitably transform into versions of our parents. While I’m not ready to embrace the full grandmother look just yet, I might as well stock up on some hard candy and Bengay.
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Summary:
As we navigate our mid-30s, we start to notice signs of aging—from new hobbies like birdwatching to the aches and pains that come with time. While it can be daunting to face these changes, it’s part of the journey into adulthood.