There’s a popular bumper sticker often seen in Texas that says, “I might not be a native Texan, but I got here as fast as I could!” This perfectly captures my sentiments about this great state. I married a tall Texan and raised my children here, making me a certified Texas mom! Do you think you might be one too? Check out these telltale signs:
1. Boots Before Walking
In every authentic Texas baby shower, you can count on seeing adorable gifts like tiny cowboy boots, hats, jeans, and “Made in Texas” onesies. Seriously, who doesn’t love a good baby boot?
2. Willie Nelson is Your Playlist
Forget nursery rhymes; your little one is more likely to belt out “On The Road Again” while you run errands. And when it comes time for bed, lullabies from Lyle Lovett are the soundtrack for sweet dreams.
3. Manners Matter
You’ve instilled in your kids the importance of respect, teaching them to address adults with “ma’am” or “sir.” If it’s a family friend, “Miss” or “Mister” followed by their first name is perfectly acceptable. You’re serious about those “please” and “thank yous” too!
4. Cookout vs. Barbecue
In Texas, the distinction between a cookout and a barbecue is crucial. Slow-cooked meat on a giant pit is a serious endeavor! Don’t even think about inviting a Texan for “BBQ” if all that’s on the menu is grilled chicken and burgers—now that’s just a cookout!
5. School Lunches with a Twist
Texas school lunches are a different breed. Think enchiladas, Frito pie, and chili (which must NEVER include beans!). When packing a lunch, you might send your child off with brisket sandwiches or leftover chicken fried steak wrapped in a tortilla, paired with a kolache for dessert. What’s a kolache? Check it out and prepare to drool!
6. Texas Shape Enthusiast
The iconic shape of Texas is everywhere! You’ll find it on clothing, jewelry, cookie cutters, stepping stones, and more. Do you own any Texas-themed items? I do, including a Texas-shaped casserole dish—no, not a tramp stamp!
7. September is Fair Time
When the State Fair of Texas kicks off, the whole town comes alive! Kids get a day off school, and families flock to see Big Tex and enjoy funnel cakes topped with deep-fried Oreos for dinner. It’s a cherished tradition.
8. Weather Whimsy
When the temperature dips to a brisk 58 degrees, you’re the first to pull out the winter gear for your little one, bundling them up in layers. And if you see a flake of snow? You might even call the school to check if classes are canceled!
9. Homecoming Mum Extravaganza
In Texas, everything is indeed bigger—especially homecoming mums! If your daughter’s corsage is practically bigger than she is, you’re doing it right.
10. Devotion to Blue Bell
You fervently hoped that the beloved Blue Bell ice cream would return to your local store. And when it did, you were right there with a spoon, ready to celebrate its comeback. Amen to that!
Being a Texas mom is more than just a geographical location; it embodies a mindset and a heart full of pride. Texas moms exemplify a can-do attitude and a fierce love for their families. Don’t mess with a Texas mom, and definitely don’t mess with Texas!
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In summary, if you relate to the signs of being a Texas mom, you’re part of a proud tradition that encompasses a unique blend of culture, family values, and a passion for life in the Lone Star State.