When it comes to nostalgia, the 80s and 90s have a powerful grip on our hearts. We’re constantly bombarded with reminders of our childhoods on social media, like lists of cherished toys or forgotten theme songs. However, there’s one nostalgic reference from that era that I simply cannot endorse: the Sitters’ Collective.
I would unequivocally let go of these wannabe babysitters. That’s right. Emily, Sarah, Chloe, and their constantly rotating cast of sidekicks are not stepping foot into my home to watch my children. Leaving them with preteens while I enjoy my time away? Not a chance. Here’s why:
- They’re Too Young: Imagine leaving your young children with thirteen-year-old Sarah. Social services would be knocking on my door in no time. What responsible parent entrusts infants to a middle-schooler? Don’t even get me started on the eleven-year-olds, who are still too young to have a Facebook account, let alone supervise toddlers.
- Lack of CPR Knowledge: If your toddler chokes on a toy, what will a thirteen-year-old do? Likely panic, flail around, and then remember to call for help—if they can figure it out in time.
- Ridiculously Low Rates: While it seems paradoxical, charging only ten bucks for three hours of babysitting? That screams desperation, or worse, a need to fund some dangerous habits.
- Questionable Fashion Choices: Let’s be real. A babysitter showing up in mismatched outfits and a side ponytail is not the kind of role model I want for my kids. They’ll end up sulking when my kids unleash their muddy adventures on them.
- Invasive Behavior: Taking notes on their babysitting escapades to share online? That crosses a line into creepy territory. In this digital age, those details would be out there forever.
- Forgetting the Essentials: The infamous “kid-kit” filled with toys and arts and crafts might sound great, but good luck if they forget it. My kids would be throwing tantrums over the absence of their beloved toys.
- Poor Discipline Strategies: These young sitters won’t have the creativity to implement positive discipline. Instead, they’ll likely resort to sending my child to their room for minor infractions, which is hardly constructive.
- Child Labor Concerns: I firmly believe these kids should be enjoying their youth instead of watching other people’s children for cash. Focusing on grades and activities is far more beneficial than babysitting at such a young age.
- Absence of Responsible Adults: Who allows their barely-teen daughter to take on such significant responsibilities? There’s a serious lack of oversight, particularly in families like the one with young Mallory, left to manage her siblings on a regular basis.
- Always in Some Drama: These kids seem to thrive on chaos—whether it’s getting stranded somewhere or dealing with mean girls. I might as well hire a cast from a teen drama show instead.
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In summary, trusting the Sitters’ Collective with my children is simply out of the question. Their youth, lack of experience, and penchant for drama make them unsuitable for the responsibility of babysitting.