As a mother of two delightful chubby babies, I’ve navigated the amusing and sometimes challenging waters of parenting little ones in the 95th percentile. There are many insights—and laughs—to be found in this experience. Here are 10 truths that resonate with moms of chubby babies:
- Your breast milk is more akin to heavy cream than to the standard 2% variety.
- Your baby’s wardrobe mainly consists of short-sleeved shirts and sweatpants, often in several sizes larger than typical. You quickly master the art of rolling pant legs, as jeans can leave your little one feeling constrained like a stuffed sausage, leading to a firm dislike of denim.
- You pack nutritious veggies for your baby’s meals, knowing that offering anything resembling junk food might lead to judgment from others. After all, when a slim baby munches on a French fry, it’s cute; but when a chubby baby does, it’s seen as irresponsible.
- You develop two go-to responses for the question, “What do you feed him?” Depending on your mood, you might choose to be friendly and say, “He’s exclusively breastfed,” or sarcastically reply, “Mainly melted butter and ice cream.”
- Strangers often assign your baby a variety of nicknames like the Michelin Man, Chunk, or Sumo Baby, which can be both amusing and slightly irritating.
- Bath time tends to last a bit longer, as you have to meticulously scrub between all those adorable rolls.
- While you originally planned to baby-wear, that idea was soon abandoned when your little one hit 25 pounds at just five months old.
- The concept of a “thigh gap” transforms into the deep valley formed between your daughter’s knee fold and leg fold.
- Themed Halloween costumes become a favorite pastime.
- Example 1: A motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.
- Example 2: An old-timey strongman.
- Example 3: A flamboyant fitness guru.
- You often worry they might remain in the chubby baby phase forever, yet once they grow into toddlers, you find yourself missing those adorable rolls.
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In summary, being a mom to a chubby baby comes with its unique set of challenges and humor. From wardrobe adjustments to navigating societal perceptions, it’s a journey filled with love and laughter.