In today’s beauty landscape, distinguishing between what’s real and what’s not can be quite the challenge. With a plethora of social media influencers declaring the latest “must-try” trends—no matter how bizarre—they can leave us scratching our heads. Honestly, between juggling everyday tasks and trying to find the energy for self-care, I barely have time to wash my hair, let alone dive into these peculiar beauty fads. If you can relate, you’ll likely find solace in the fact that these trends are best left unexplored.
Here’s a look at some of the most peculiar beauty phenomena of 2017:
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Faux Freckles
Imagine the freckles you’ve spent years trying to conceal suddenly becoming the latest trend. That’s right! Those spots have been rebranded as fashionable, with colors ranging from metallic to rainbow. Even permanent freckle tattoos are making waves—what could possibly go wrong with that? -
Feather Brows
Feather brows are a perplexing concept that can remind you of your own disheveled brows after a restless night. They resemble something straight out of a caterpillar’s nightmare, leaving many to wonder what inspired such a look. -
Squiggle Brows
If you thought feather brows were odd, squiggle brows take it to another level. Picture eyebrows shaped like a wiggly line—it’s hard to understand the rationale behind this shape. -
Squiggle Lips
This trend features lips that resemble Day of the Dead decorations, as if they were painted on during a bumpy car ride. While it might be fun for a costume party, it’s probably not the best choice for a professional setting. -
Lollipop Lips
This look involves smudging lipstick around the edges, creating a deliberately messy appearance. It’s almost as if I inadvertently kickstarted this trend—who knows, soon we might see “lipstick on teeth” becoming a fashion statement too! -
Geode Lips
Who needs soft and kissable lips when you can sport a geode-like appearance? While these lips may look intriguing, one must wonder how practical they are for eating—something that’s usually a top priority. -
Glitter Roots
Glitter, often seen as a nuisance to clean up, is now being applied to hair roots for a sparkly effect. The thought of trying to wash it out later is enough to make anyone reconsider this trend. -
Unicorn Nails
Ever wanted to know what Hello Kitty’s nails would look like? This trend offers an extravagant glimpse into that world with colorful, whimsical nail designs. -
Neon Eyeliner
Bringing back the 80s, neon eyeliner is a nostalgic nod to bold fashion statements. Pair it with leg warmers and stirrup pants for a complete throwback look. -
Terrarium Eyeshadow
This look is for the adventurous at heart, perfect for those who want to keep people guessing if they’ve just experimented with a new eyeshadow or taken a tumble in the garden. Just remember to watch out for pollen if you have allergies!
So, the next time you find yourself wishing you had the time for an elaborate beauty routine, remember that perhaps it’s a blessing to avoid these trends. Sometimes, less is indeed more.
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Summary: The beauty industry is rife with bizarre trends that many would prefer to skip. From faux freckles to glitter roots, these fads are often impractical and best left to the realm of social media. Sometimes, it’s better to embrace simplicity rather than chase after the latest oddities.