Let’s be honest, I’m more than ready to bid farewell to Hot Girl Summer. Not because I didn’t enjoy it — I just didn’t participate in the hot girl activities that were all the rage. Instead, I embraced my inner sad girl and indulged in lazy girl moments. Oh, and let’s not forget my year-round love for hungry girl adventures!
Now, as we transition into Witch Bitch Fall, the pumpkin spice is flowing freely, and the moment temperatures drop below 65 degrees, I’m sporting a beanie. So, how else can we tell that Witch Bitch Fall is upon us? Let’s take a look.
1. Time to Break Out the Slow Cookers
There’s something about that crisp autumn air that makes us yearn to experiment with all the slow-cooker recipes we can find. The aroma of chili simmering on a Sunday can transport us to a cozy place. And if you haven’t tried a carrot spoon cake in the crockpot, now’s the time, darling!
2. Sweater Weather is Here
We crave oversized, comfy sweaters that feel like a warm embrace. Whether it’s a slouchy sweater or a snuggly cardigan paired with our leggings or favorite mom jeans, we need them in every color imaginable.
3. Boots, Boots, and More Boots
Say goodbye to flip-flops and hello to over-the-knee boots, chic booties, and those coveted green Hunter boots. It’s time to showcase our boot game. And let’s not forget those cozy, slouchy socks — perfect for hiding any overdue pedicure!
4. Fall Movie Marathon Ready
We’ve got our go-to films for this season lined up, and we’re not shy about watching them on repeat, even if it annoys our families. Classics like “Hocus Pocus” and “The Craft” are must-sees, along with all those delightful new Hallmark movies!
5. Candles are Lit
Coming home to the soothing scents of vanilla spice, apple cider, or pumpkin candles is pure bliss. We aim to fill our homes with the aroma of a quaint Vermont bakery and start stocking up as early as August.
6. Flannel Frenzy
Flannels are not just comfy; they double as jackets and are perfect for layering over pajamas. We love tying them at the waist for style points and curling up with a good book.
7. Goodbye to Boob Sweat
Hallelujah! With the arrival of cooler weather, we can finally say goodbye to uncomfortable summer sweat. No more worrying about how to manage the undertit!
8. Naps Before 7 PM
As the days grow shorter and the nights cooler, who can resist the urge to doze off early while bundled in a cozy throw? The combination of warm sweaters and the aroma of slow-cooked meals makes it all too tempting.
9. Football Season is Here
Even if sports aren’t your thing, there’s something special about gathering with family and friends over delicious food while enjoying a game. It’s a fantastic way to relax and reconnect.
10. Baking Season Begins
It’s time to swap BBQ chicken for delicious banana or pumpkin bread. Apple pie cravings begin, and we find ourselves making batches of cinnamon rolls and indulging in donuts and hot cider.
Witch Bitch Fall is officially upon us! Whether you love it or not, the Fall enthusiasts are embracing it with open arms — even more passionately than Hot Girl Summer.
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Summary
As the season shifts, embrace the signs of Witch Bitch Fall with slow-cooker meals, cozy sweaters, and the excitement of autumn activities. Whether it’s movie marathons, fall baking, or football gatherings, this time of year brings a special warmth and camaraderie.