Ah, the joy of encountering a pregnant woman! You might feel compelled to offer congratulations or share your thoughts, but hold your horses. Before you speak, consider these important points:
- Were you trying to conceive? Was this planned?
It’s baffling that some people think it’s acceptable to ask such intrusive questions. It’s essentially a way of prying into someone’s intimate life, which is never appropriate. - Can I touch your belly?
Do you really think that’s a good idea? Personal space is a thing, and no, you may not just rub my belly like it’s a magic lamp. - Are you sure there’s only one baby in there?
Absolutely, thank you for your concern, but I can assure you that I’m well aware of what’s happening. - Wow! You still have quite a bit of time left!
Do you want to tell that to the baby kicking my ribs? I’m fully aware of how much longer I have to go, and I don’t need a reminder. - You’re planning for a natural birth, right?
Thanks for your unsolicited opinion! I’ll be sure to make choices that align with your preferences, just for you. - Isn’t it tough to work while pregnant? Shouldn’t you be resting?
Yes, it’s challenging, but not everyone can afford to take a break during pregnancy. I plan to work until the very last moment. - You know, insert horror stories about everything here are bad for the baby.
From coffee to hair dye, there’s a long list of things I’m apparently doing wrong. Just so you know, I’m not abstaining from everything under the sun. - Are you going to breastfeed?
Would you ask someone if they shave their legs in public? That’s how personal this question is. - You’re so hormonal!
Sure, I might be feeling a bit emotional, but that doesn’t make my feelings any less valid. Crying over a commercial is just part of the journey. - I thought you didn’t want kids!
Thanks for bringing that up, it really reminds me of my past choices.
In summary, just be supportive and pass the chocolate, please. Give me my space for the next nine months, and let me enjoy this experience without unnecessary commentary.
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