Gathering around the table for Thanksgiving is an opportunity to enjoy delicious food and share hearty laughter. Make your feast even more delightful with these side-splitting Thanksgiving jokes that are perfect for entertaining family members of all ages. From dad jokes to turkey puns, these jokes will surely bring a smile to everyone’s face!
Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
- How does a spice rack greet guests during Thanksgiving? With seasoning’s greetings!
- What’s the most aromatic part of a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
- How did the potato arrive at the Thanksgiving feast? It hopped on the gravy train!
- What do you call a rainstorm on Thanksgiving? Fowl weather!
- What do you name a can of cranberry sauce that rolls away? Fast food!
- When a bowl of cranberry sauce falls off the table, what do you call it? A flying saucer!
- Which purple veggie should we serve on Thanksgiving? Beets me!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite music? Anything with drumsticks!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
- What do you call a stuffed turkey? A plumpkin!
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Enjoy sharing these jokes and making memories this Thanksgiving!